男人和女人的代数

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[2007/05/13 23:14 | 分类: 与你分享 » 谈心话月 | by wasay ]

人 =吃饭 + 睡觉 +上班 +玩
猪 =吃饭 + 睡觉
代入 :人 =猪 +上班 +玩
即 :人 -玩 =猪 +上班  
结论 :不懂玩的人 = 会上班的猪

Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy
Pigs = eat + sleep
Hence, Human = Pigs + work + enjoy
if, Human – enjoy = Pigs + work
In other words, Human that don't know enjoy = pigs that work



男人 =吃饭 + 睡觉 +挣钱                
猪 =吃饭 + 睡觉                            
男人 =猪 +挣钱                                
猪 =男人 -挣钱                                
所以男人不挣钱等于猪                      

Men = eat + sleep + earn money
Pigs = eat + sleep
Hence, Men = Pigs + earn money
if Men – earn money = Pigs
in other words, Men that don't arn money = Pigs



女人 =吃饭 + 睡觉 +花钱。            
猪 = 吃饭 + 睡觉。                            
代入上式得:                                      
女人= 猪+ 花钱。移项得:                
女人- 花钱= 猪。                                
结论:女人不花钱的都是猪      

Women = eat + sleep + spend
Pigs = eat + sleep
Hence, Women = Pigs + spend
if, Women – spend = Pigs
In other words, Women that don't spend = Pigs



综上:                                            
男人为了让女人不变成猪而挣钱!
女人为了让男人不变成猪而花钱!

Summary:
Men earn money not to let women become pigs!
Women spend not to let men become pigs!


男人 + 女人 =两头猪                        
祝天下的猪们快乐 ^_^                    

Men + Women = 2 Pigs
Wish all the pigs happy forever.


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wasay Says: Email Homepage
2007/08/17 03:18
谢谢, 欢迎来到这里。
kiki Says:
2007/08/12 20:46
你的中文很不错呀!
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